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Along with the rest of us sinners, of course.

Think you'll make it to the Pearly Gates? Better read up on the Bible, sinner.

For example : in Deuteronomy 13:6-10, it states :

'If your brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife tries to secretly entice you, telling you to go and worship other gods, gods of people living near you, or far from you, or anywhere on earth, do not listen to him. You must kill them. Show them no pity. And your hand must strike the first blow.Then the hands of all the people. You shall stone them to death. "

So unless you think the Bible is just a big load of horse-crap, you really should be stoning your family members to death if they do anything that might lead you to other gods.

But that's just that wacky Old Testament, you say. Nobody pays any attention to that any more!

OK then, you're off the hook for your holy reluctance to kill your horrible, unclean family members with thrown stones. But the New Testament says, in 1 Corinthians 11:4-5,

" For any man to pray or to prophesy with his head covered shows disrespect for his head. And for a woman to pray or prophecy with her head uncovered shows disrespect for her head."

So men, if you've ever worn a hat in Church (or any other time you are praying), you're a sinner. And ladies, if you've ever NOT worn a hat in Church (or any other time you are praying), you too are a sinner, even if you thought showing off your great new hairdo in Church was to the greater glory of God.

Indeed, in 1 Corinthians 11:6 it clearly says " Indeed, if a woman does go without a veil, she should have her hair cut off too.". The lineup for shaving forms on the left, you brazen hussies!

Of course, not wearing a hat in Church is not the worst thing a woman can do... not compared to the infamous and flagrant sin of talking.

For is it not written in 1 Corinthians 14:34,

" As in all the churches of God's holy people, women are to remain quiet in the assemblies, since they have no permission to speak: theirs is a subordinate part. If there is anything they want to know, they should ask their husbands at home: it is shameful for a woman to speak in the assembly. During instruction, a woman should be quiet and respectful. I give no permission for a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. A woman ought to be quiet."

So hush up those chatterbox mouths of yours, ladies. Yours is the subordinate role, it says it right there in the Bible. And seeing as you can't ever have authority over men, any of you who have men working for you, or God forbid, seek public office, are Jezebels of the foulest degree.

But that's just the Epistles, right? Those aren't the literal words of Jesus.

Right you are! So let's see what Jesus has to say about things.

Well, for starters, there's Matthew 5:41-42

"Give to the one who asks you, and do not reject the one who wants to borrow from you. If you lend to those from whom you hope to be repaid, what credit is that to you? Even sinners lend to sinners. "

And in Luke 6:30-31"

"Give to everyone who asks you. And do not ask for your possessions back from the person who takes them away.. "

So if you've ever lent something to someone with the hope of being repaid, you're a sinner, a demon, and a wretch. I mean, Jesus must have been quite adamant about this, two Apostles say this is His opinion. So you must give to anyone who asks you and never expect repayment, or it's Hell for you. Obviously, there are a lot of bankers and owners of finance companies who are sin-soaked horrors, worse than any homosexual, and who are going to find Hell especially toasty.

Or how about Mark 11:10, wherein it is written : "Whoever divorces someone and marries another commits adultery. Whoever marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

Now I seem to recall that there's quite a number of prominent Republicans and others of the Religious Right who have been divorced and remarried at least once. How dare you Christians let yourself be lead by such obvious abominations of sin? You might as well just join Michael Moore in hating America.

And of course, for all you rich Republicans, there's Matthew 6:19, Luke 12:15 :

"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth. A man's life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions."

And further in Matthew 6:24, " No one can serve two masters. He will hate the one and love the other. You cannot serve both God and money.'"

And moreso in Mark 6:21-22, "Sell everything you have. And give to the poor.".

Clearly, if you have many possessions and much wealth, you must sell them all and give it to the poor, lest you roast in the fires of Hell. Christ Himself, the one who is so central to your religion that you named it after Him, says to do so, and unless you think the Bible is anythign less than the literal Word of God, you have to do it.

Even if you plead ignorance of the Word of God until this moment, you have now received Testament and from this point on, you must sell all your possessions, kill those who try to entice you away from the Lord, forsake all love of money (unless you hate God), ban all forms of divorce, and follow many, many other rules, too numerous to list here. But unless you wipe your ass with the Bible and the Word of God, you have a lot of reading to do.

On the other hand, you could just admit that you pick and choose the parts of the Bible that you like, and ignore what you don't like, and thus it is a meaningless book to reference in any argument.

But hey.... you're going to Hell anyway.

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{"commentId":210249,"authorDomain":"felicity"}

Ha ha! Awesome. :-)

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  • 1 vote
Reply#1 - Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:10 AM EDT
{"commentId":210252,"authorDomain":"Anger"}

Fooking owned.

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  • 1 vote
Reply#2 - Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:12 AM EDT
{"commentId":210269,"authorDomain":"spuug"}

Burn in Hell, sinner! And leave your cash behind!

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  • 1 vote
Reply#3 - Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:29 AM EDT
{"commentId":210322,"authorDomain":"aronoff"}

uh. what's up offensive!!

Your article starts off being a tirade about Republicans but ends being a attack on Christians. What's up with that??? I understand your sarcasm but really, c'mon now... your attacking personal beliefs which I think, goes against the newsvine code of honor.

also, to quote your article:

On the other hand, you could just admit that you pick and choose the parts of the Bible that you like, and ignore what you don't like, and thus it is a meaningless book to reference in any argument.

Isn't that exactly what you just spent the entire article doing?? Picking and choosing bits (out of context, mind you.) and using them to furthur your own talking points? Anyway, that's my two cents.

You can say I'm going to hell, for being a republican. But i'm not, because I believe that Jesus died on the cross to save the world from it's sin, and because of that.... I'm free of all condemnation, including from the likes of people like you.

Have a great day!! God bless!

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  • 6 votes
Reply#4 - Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:30 AM EDT
{"commentId":210333,"authorDomain":"thehardmiddle"}

Well aronoff, I admit that my article veers around a tad. :) But I think you grasp my point. The article is really aimed at those who claim every word of the Bible is God's own truth and everything in it has to be followed to the letter. I doubt anyone who is makig such claims has ever actually read the darn thing all the way through, or they'd realize what a crock that is, and that they don't follow everything in it either.

More broadly, it's aimed at people who try to justify things by quoting the Bible. Obviously, a certain amount of Biblical literalism is implied in such claims.

What I'd like is for people to take the passages I've quoted here as a starting point for loading their verbal aresenal against these Pharisees when they pretend to be holier than Thou. Read more of the Bible if you feel your quiver needs more arrows. Puncture their sense of self-righteousness and bring them back to a sense of humility. they cliam to be better than you, ask them if they have ever worn a hat in church (or not worn one), or eaten pork, or whatever.

Nobody follows the whole thing. I never claimed to do so. I just picked out some passages that I think nobody is following these days to illustrate my point.

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  • 12 votes
#4.1 - Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:41 AM EDT
{"commentId":211786,"authorDomain":"winsomecowboy"}

Satire makes the Baby Jesus cry. But maybe its not satire. Maybe it's the truth! Nah its got to be a joke. But maybe....Nah...but..

(head bulges, grey lumpy matter oozes out of ears, eyes roll back, knees quiver, earpressure violently increases, brain stains walls either side, hair stands on end, chest cavity explodes, toenails shoot off blinding bystanders)

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  • 3 votes
#4.2 - Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:23 AM EDT
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{"commentId":210401,"authorDomain":"thepef"}

Nicely done, and it clearly shows the time basis of the testaments. The Bible, the Torah, and the Koran were books written for a particular culture and point in time. To think they have relevance in modern society outside of basic rights for the people of a civilization, such as thou shalt not kill, they hold very little weight in a modern society.

I find it amazing how people can point to passages that uphold a statement of theirs, yet be completely ignorant on other passages when they don't suit. This is selectism, and in my world view, you can only be selective when it is upheld through logic. Otherwise, once you enter selectism, you then void the whole tenement.

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  • 6 votes
Reply#5 - Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:29 AM EDT
{"commentId":211353,"authorDomain":"songbird6"}

Nicely stated.

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  • 1 vote
#5.1 - Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:48 PM EDT
{"commentId":211900,"authorDomain":"paperdragon"}
The Bible, the Torah, and the Koran were books written for a particular culture and point in time. To think they have relevance in modern society outside of basic rights for the people of a civilization, such as thou shalt not kill, they hold very little weight in a modern society.

You can't run a country by a book of religion
Not by a lump or a hair or a smidgen
Of foolish rules of ancient date
Designed to make us all feel great
While we fold, spindle and mutilate
Those unbelievers from a neighboring state.

--Frank Zappa

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  • 10 votes
#5.2 - Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:57 AM EDT
{"commentId":213315,"authorDomain":"thepef"}

Awesome repose Dennis. Luv it!

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  • 1 vote
#5.3 - Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:25 PM EDT
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{"commentId":210444,"authorDomain":"fort"}

According to christian doctrine I'm destined to hell regardless - am not and never will be a Christian.

But nicely done sir, nicely done!

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    Reply#6 - Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:04 AM EDT
    {"commentId":210511,"authorDomain":"talkingm"}

    I loved this. It made me laugh and cry...I was enlightened and educated, I feel closer to that poor Jew more now than ever before!

    But in all seriousness, I think the entire Democratic Strategy for November should just be reading the quotes you pointed out here. But you'll always have people like aronoff to be like-

    "You can say I'm going to hell, for being a republican. But I'm not, because I believe that Jesus died on the cross to save the world from it's sin, and because of that.... I'm free of all condemnation, including from the likes of people like you."

    What horse manure. Seriously, believe in the execution and resurrection of a messiah 2000 years ago and your sins are washed away? Why is it that he even came and taught the people in Israel if all he was to do was die for your sins? Jesus in Revelation points out that lots of people will believe in him, but if they don't do what he says...he won't recognize him and say "Depart from me @!$%#!" Maybe those weren't exact words but you get the point.

    Your faith without works is dead...and if you're not doing what the Jew says, you're screwed no matter what you believe.

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    • 2 votes
    Reply#7 - Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:44 AM EDT
    {"commentId":210538,"authorDomain":"thevineofhob"}

    I think you inaccurately assume that all Republicans are Christians, which is as false as claiming that all Democrats are soulless atheists. You are using the same logic and methods of Ann Coulter. Well done.

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    • 8 votes
    Reply#8 - Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:58 AM EDT
    {"commentId":210635,"authorDomain":"talkingm"}

    Sure there is non-Christian republicans...they don't talk much these days..but we know they exist. And there are democrats who believe in Jesus...again, their voices are quiet for the most part.

    So, when someone chooses to speak for one party and little to no dissent comes from that side, then they are open to generalizations.

    Look at how Bush is going to veto stem cell research due to his personal convictions that its wrong. Lots of Republicans disagree with him and his absurd notion but...he's in power. He's in power because of Republicans pandering to the religious right so Republicans will take the blame as whole. Again, America loses out on advancement due to arcane religious notions.

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      #8.1 - Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:11 PM EDT
      {"commentId":210653,"authorDomain":"thevineofhob"}
      Bush is going to veto stem cell research

      Completely false. He is going to veto government funding of research on new stem cell lines, but in now way is he going to veto stem cell research. You can actually do research with private money on any stem cell you want.

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      • 5 votes
      #8.2 - Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:21 PM EDT
      {"commentId":210672,"authorDomain":"talkingm"}

      Adam, please...you're splitting hairs here. With government funding stem cell research could gain a lot more traction than it has already. Bush has always been anti-science (unless it was for developing new ways to kill brown people). It would be his first veto, and his sentiments are completely contrary to what the American public wants in every single opinion poll taken on the subject of stem cells. Promptly remove head from ass. Thanks :)

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      • 4 votes
      #8.3 - Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:33 PM EDT
      {"commentId":210710,"authorDomain":"thevineofhob"}

      I am only splitting hairs if you believe that all research should be run by the government. If not, then this is a gigantic distinction. I think your comments are starting to border a bit on the inflammatory and show your true close-mindedness and agenda.

      With government funding stem cell research could gain a lot more traction than it has already.

      If stem cell research was actually as promising as its hype, then there would be pharmaceutical company after pharmaceutical company lining up to research stem cells with their own private money. Of course on discovery of anything useful they would patent it in a heartbeat to earn millions or billions.

      However, the lack of private research makes me wonder if the hype is not just that, hype. If private companies estimate the potential benefits of stem cells so lowly, then perhaps we should not invest billions of tax dollars for so little gain.

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      • 3 votes
      #8.4 - Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:01 PM EDT
      {"commentId":211363,"authorDomain":"songbird6"}

      There is indeed private research going on:
      I'm a new user, so I'm not yet permitted to post links, but do an Internet seach for the Harvard Stem Cell Insitute.

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      • 2 votes
      #8.5 - Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:59 PM EDT
      {"commentId":211965,"authorDomain":"jedipunk"}

      Didn't the state of California make some very large grants available for Stem Cell research.

      I would like to make a few points.

      1. Results from stem cell research could be very useful.
      2. Scientists need money to perform stem cell research to see how great it could be and to continue forward if so.
      3. The federal gov't could grant this money to see but will not due to the personal convictions of the president.

      To me, the pres is behaving like the drugstore pharmisists who refuses to fill a prescription for birth control pills regardless of the reasons the pills are used (birth control pills are use for more than birth control). If the pharmacist cannot perform his job function he should find a new job. If the pres, as I servant of the people, cannot recognize a majority's position (one that is not disriminating against any protected minorities) and cannot abide the constitution and oath of his office, he should find a new job.

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      • 2 votes
      #8.6 - Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:37 AM EDT
      {"commentId":215773,"authorDomain":"vas"}

      I love this article, and agree with the point being made. But I have to agree with Adam Hobson about the unfair generalization about Republicans. Leftists can't pick and choose either: i.e. crying foul at Ann Coulter's asinine mouth, while letting slide sins on our side.

      I do think, though, that Christian Republicans are much, much more hypocritical than Christian Democrats.

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      • 3 votes
      #8.7 - Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:00 PM EDT
      {"commentId":215809,"authorDomain":"thevineofhob"}
      I do think, though, that Christian Republicans are much, much more hypocritical than Christian Democrats.

      I think that might be too much of a generalization as well, though many of the loudmouth leaders of the religious right, the Falwells and Robertsons of the groups are as hypocritical in many ways as it gets... but of course no more so than the Jesse Jacksons or Al Sharptons of the left.

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      • 3 votes
      #8.8 - Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:27 PM EDT
      {"commentId":215858,"authorDomain":"vas"}

      I admit this is a generalization, but of a different kind than the one made by the article. That one was equating Republicans with Christians. I am simply making a statement comparing Republican Christians to Democratic ones overall. I should have been more explicit. My apologies.

      I wasn't thinking so much of the loudmouths. It's just my sense that Republican Christians are in general more materialistic than Democratic ones, which I think goes against much of the teachings of Jesus. That's just one example of my feelings. If I had the time, I'd write an article about this... or maybe someone more eloquent than I can come to my rescue? :)

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      • 2 votes
      #8.9 - Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:53 PM EDT
      {"commentId":239835,"authorDomain":"trpcage"}

      Stem cell research is still a bit young and still very much on the cutting edge. Scientists know where it might lead, but they don't know if the path will be three steps or three hundred. In other words, the uncertainty almost precludes private funding except for those companies with the most insight and willing to take alot of risk. A private company might go 20-30 years down the wrong path and get nothing at the end. For most companies, this is a risk they dare not take. The government, however, doesn't mind because they waste so much money anyway.

      If you look at the pipeline of drugs that private companies are developing, oftentimes you'll find that they are ideas born of the fruit of basic research done at the university-level, with both private and public funding.

      In my opinion, federal funding would be of great help to stem cell research. While not required, government funding will definately decrease the time of development. Even if stem cell research is a dead-end, do we really want to take a chance if it means the cure or treatment of diseases with no hope? My point is that we really don't know. Maybe it will be a waste of time, but I think it is worth trying our hardest.

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      • 5 votes
      #8.10 - Mon Aug 7, 2006 1:55 PM EDT
      {"commentId":239902,"authorDomain":"thevineofhob"}
      The government, however, doesn't mind because they waste so much money anyway.

      Not really that great of an argument.

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        #8.11 - Mon Aug 7, 2006 2:21 PM EDT
        {"commentId":241892,"authorDomain":"trpcage"}

        I admit, it was a bit tongue-in-cheek. My point is that the government does have access to alot of money and that access is not dependent on profits or stock price.

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          #8.12 - Tue Aug 8, 2006 3:42 PM EDT
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          {"commentId":211492,"authorDomain":"JohnDenney"}

          The Bible also says:

          2 Peter 3:16 Some of his [Paul's] comments are hard to understand, and those who are ignorant and unstable have twisted his letters around to mean something quite different from what he meant, just as they do the other parts of Scripture--and the result is disaster for them.

          RadicalCentrist is doing this, though he comes close to the truth at times.

          The Deuteronomy quote is part of the covenant between God and the nation of Israel whom He had rescued out of Egypt. Most of it doesn't apply to me. Am I picking and choosing? Let me ask you this: When Cain killed Abel, what commandment was he breaking? When God destroyed Sodom, what commandments had they broken? God didn't give "The Law" to Moses until some 400+ years after Sodom was destroyed. Yet most of you would agree that Cain's killing of an innocent was evil. So when it says in "The Law", "Thou shalt not murder", well yes, that does apply to me.

          Yes, we are born sinners bound for hell. Jesus' own disciples even protested Jesus' teaching, saying in exasperation, "Who then can be saved?" Jesus responded, "With men this is impossible, but with God, all things are possible." (Matthew 19:24-26)

          This is where RadicalCentrist was coming close to the truth, when he said in his response to aronoff, "Puncture their sense of self-righteousness and bring them back to a sense of humility." That's what Jesus was doing to the Pharisees (and anyone else), who thought they were "good enough" to be welcomed into the presence of God, the very definition of self-righteous.

          You cannot save yourself. Only God can do that, and He has done it. Jesus last words on the cross were, "It is finished", as He paid the price for our sins.

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          • 2 votes
          Reply#9 - Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:45 PM EDT
          {"commentId":214647,"authorDomain":"sphinx"}
          2 Peter 3:16 Some of his [Paul's] comments are hard to understand, and those who are ignorant and unstable have twisted his letters around to mean something quite different from what he meant, just as they do the other parts of Scripture--and the result is disaster for them.

          Ah, so not only does God not make Himself crystal clear, but He (or just some Christians?) labels those who have less-than-"perfect knight in shining armor" interpretations as bigoted lunatics. Wow. If you want to extrapolate that verse, (what if you're twisting that verse, and thus a bigoted loon, eh?) I totally heart God now.

          Of course, from your quote, one can say "ignorant and unstable" is technically only a subset of people who twist his letters. But, if one really wants to play the technicality game, I'll say that "have" is past/present tense, not future tense. Thus, this admonition refers solely to people who twisted such letters before the writing of this passage. Thus, we get off scot-free. Either way, your quote cannot and logically should not be interpreted in any sort of a literal manner.

          RadicalCentrist is doing this, though he comes close to the truth at times.

          Ah HA! Truth! He comes close? And what do you know about Truth, dear sir? Only God knows the Truth, and all we have done for millennia is to interpret interpretations of His words. So, I ask again: what do you know about (Biblical) Truth?

          From where I'm sitting, maybe a puncturing of a sense of self-righteousness is appropriate for you.

          When Cain killed Abel, what commandment was he breaking? When God destroyed Sodom, what commandments had they broken?

          It's interesting that you bring up these two examples.

          From a legal comparative perspective, the wiping out of Sodom (which had at least one righteous individual, Lot) is an illogically overwrought punishment for the perceived evil of a portion of its population, especially in light of Cain's punishment (for first-degree murder) to be exile with protection from all harm.

          An even better example is God's Etch-A-Sketch reset of the world, commonly known as the story of Noah and the Flood. Why does God wipe out absolutely every living thing ('cept those on the Ark) if He was only unhappy with His creation of mankind? Why kill the ducks? Why kill the frogs? Why kill... whatever else was alive back then?

          God didn't follow any rules of known "good" justice early on. Further, God did not immediately kill Adam and Eve, as He has promised as punishment for eating from the Tree of Knowledge. Thus, you can say that God also goes back on His word. In light of this, why exactly do you so fervently obey "Only God can save you, not anything else"? If God has demonstrably broken promises before, who is to say that He will not renege on future/current/more recent promises?

          f you want a much more in-depth look into this, read Alan Dershowitz's The Genesis of Justice. A devout Jewish lawyer analyzing the Old Testament from a legal perspective. Rather aggressively worded, but very interesting.

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          #9.1 - Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:34 PM EDT
          {"commentId":215267,"authorDomain":"JohnDenney"}

          Why do you twist "ignorant and unstable" into "bigoted lunatic"? ". . . just as they do . . ." is present tense, back then and obviously still today.

          Interpret interpretations? What? You think no one can read Hebrew or Greek? Even I've learned to read some Hebrew and Greek.

          Truth, Biblical or not, is an accurate representation of reality. Pursue the truth to stay in touch with reality. Don't give up, like Pilate with his cynical, "What is truth?"

          God sent Jonah to tell the Ninevites He was going to destroy them. They weren't Israelites, but Gentiles; God hadn't given them "The Law." Yet they recognized their own wickedness, turned from it (repented), and God spared them. It's not "breaking a promise"; it's called "mercy".

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            #9.2 - Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:18 AM EDT
            {"commentId":215664,"authorDomain":"sphinx"}
            Why do you twist "ignorant and unstable" into "bigoted lunatic"?

            Hmmm... ignorant implies a lack of knowledge about the real world, and has a strong connotation of crude opinions based on woefully incomplete information.

            Unstable: Unless you're referring to molecular instability in their physical bodies, I can only surmise that you mean "emotionally unstable" or "mentally unstable," which at the least implies "clinically depressed." The implication of strong derogatory meaning is further reinforced by the blatant labeling of anyone who "twists" Scripture, coupled with a warning/threat of inevitable disaster.
            Would you prefer I say "sheltered manic-depressives"?

            Truth, Biblical or not, is an accurate representation of reality. Pursue the truth to stay in touch with reality. Don't give up, like Pilate with his cynical, "What is truth?"

            I'm not saying give up on truth. I'm saying that you're being woefully (and un-Christianly) arrogant when you claim that "RC is coming close to the truth." which implies that you somehow know "the truth" (capital T, perhaps?). Omniscient, are you? Can you even say that you know precisely and exactly what the Bible MUST mean? Are you saying there is absolutely no wiggle room for any alternate interpretation whatsoever? If not, how else did you come by this magical "the truth" from Scripture that has been interpreted thousands of ways throughout history?

            Interpret interpretations? What? You think no one can read Hebrew or Greek? Even I've learned to read some Hebrew and Greek.

            Ah, but have you actually read the Hebrew and Greek Bibles in their entirety? Translation is the art of interpretation. Ask any linguist or student of languages. If you haven't directly read the Hebrew or Greek, and thoroughly studied the historical context (e.g. ancient word definitions) of the writings, then you are indeed interpreting (reading and forming your own conclusions about) interpretations (translations by later scholars).

            God sent Jonah to tell the Ninevites He was going to destroy them. They weren't Israelites, but Gentiles; God hadn't given them "The Law." Yet they recognized their own wickedness, turned from it (repented), and God spared them. It's not "breaking a promise"; it's called "mercy".

            Let's assume that that particular case was indeed mercy. Let's take Noah's Ark, then. You haven't answered why killing every living thing on the planet (save the Ark creatures) is somehow "justice" for the wicked of humankind. Further, God didn't kill Adam and Eve as promised, gave protection to Cain the fratricidal murderer, but made Abraham nearly kill his own son even though God is supposedly omniscient? Hmmm. There's just something unjust about that. Aren't God's actions supposed to be the model for human behavior? Or, is it "do as I say, not as I do"?

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              #9.3 - Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:59 AM EDT
              {"commentId":216750,"authorDomain":"JohnDenney"}

              No, I am not omniscient. I've forgotten lots of things. ;-)

              I have had the opportunity to learn from several very good teachers, the most recent of whom has indeed read the entire New Testament in Greek many times, knows the background culture, and is delighted to share his knowledge with whomever will listen. I've not read the entire Bible in both Hebrew and Greek, but every sample so far is consistent with what I've learned, only more dramatically so. Take Passover in Exodus 12. Although a lamb is to be killed for every household, thousands of them, it is always referred to in the singular, as in verse 6, in King James, "the whole assembly of the congregation of Israel shall kill it in the evening." Jesus is our Passover Lamb. He too was killed by the whole assembly at Passover, and just like the Passover lamb, because of His blood the wrath of God shall "pass over" us. In Hebrew, the word translated in King James as "it" is masculine singular; it should be "kill him". Perhaps in King James' time, one didn't refer to an animal to be slaughtered as "him". Some modern translations even have "kill them", since there are obviously many lambs being slaughtered. Both get the general idea across, but lose the prophetic significance.

              Abraham's sacrifice of Isaac is fascinating. It is not a model of God's behavior for us to emulate, but is a model, a "type", a "picture", a prophecy of future events. It contains some interesting turns of phrase.

              "Take your only son whom you love" - only? What about Ishmael? This is the first time the word "love" is used in the Bible. It reverberates with John 3:16, "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son ..."

              Jesus rose from the dead after 3 days. Abraham received Isaac back from the dead after 3 days, considering him to be a "dead man walking" from the time he got the command until God stopped him as he was about to slay him 3 days later. It took 3 days to get to Mt. Moriah, where God wanted it to be done. Mt. Moriah is where Jerusalem is built, and where Jesus was crucified. Abraham called the place Jehovah-Jireh, meaning "the Lord will provide". God provided a ram which Abraham substituted for Isaac. God provided a Lamb, Jesus, Who was substituted for us. Afterwards, it says Abraham came down off the mountain and joined his young men and went home. Where's Isaac? Where's Jesus? Isaac is not seen for a several pages, until he meets his bride. Jesus is not to be seen until some future time when He is united with His bride, the Church, all those who are His, no matter what denomination. Abraham had sent a servant to find a bride for Isaac. One has to look many chapters earlier to find that his chief servant's name was Eliezer, Hebrew for "My God is Help". In the New Testament God has sent forth the Holy Spirit to get the bride of Christ. One of the names for the Holy Spirit is, "The Helper". Jesus said that, "He will testify of Me." Abraham's servant did likewise, not even giving his own name, but telling the prospective bride all about Isaac. He didn't force her. She consented. No one can be forced to be a follower of Jesus, but all are invited.

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                #9.4 - Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:09 AM EDT
                {"commentId":216774,"authorDomain":"sphinx"}
                I have had the opportunity to learn from several very good teachers, the most recent of whom has indeed read the entire New Testament in Greek many times, knows the background culture, and is delighted to share his knowledge with whomever will listen.

                Once again, I fail to see how this is refutation of "interpreting interpretations." But, we can move on if you'd like.

                Abraham's sacrifice of Isaac is fascinating. It is not a model of God's behavior for us to emulate, but is a model, a "type", a "picture", a prophecy of future events. It contains some interesting turns of phrase.

                God's intent is doing this has been widely debated, as is whether or not Abraham actually passed or failed God's test.

                God is probably against murder even in early OT, as can be interpreted from his mercy earlier in the OT, so why command Abraham to his son? Did God really want Abraham to follow his specific order contrary to all past precedents of God's stance against murder? Did Abraham pass the test by blindly following God's specific wish, or did he fail by not recognizing that God has put "don't murder" above all else?

                Further, if God is omniscient and has set precedents against murder (sparing Adam & Eve, punishing Cain), then He should have known precisely whether Abraham would've followed through with the filicide. Thus, why would God push Abraham to do something that could potentially show that Abraham, one of holiest figures in the OT, does not follow God's precedents?

                After the almost-sacrifice, the "whom you love" is dropped from "son" references to Isaac. Why? Did God then tell Abraham that, because he would've gone through with it, he did not love his son? Why, exactly, is that good?

                I bring up all of this because:
                1. You mentioned the Abraham sacrifice story.
                2. It demonstrates the variability in interpretation of the Bible, even at the most basic level (without too much linguistic obfuscation), thus voiding your claim of ever beginning to know Truth, i.e. being in any position to Judge RadicalCentrist on "he's far from Truth on this part, but he got the Truth right in this part."

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                  #9.5 - Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:10 AM EDT
                  {"commentId":218081,"authorDomain":"JohnDenney"}

                  "Once again, I fail to see how this is refutation of "interpreting interpretations.""

                  You ignored the part about my statistical random samplings coming up with zero defects so far.

                  "why command Abraham to his son?"

                  I think you meant "to kill his son", which I've already explained - to act out a prophecy.

                  " Did Abraham pass the test by blindly following God's specific wish, or did he fail by not recognizing that God has put "don't murder" above all else?"

                  God answers that himself in Genesis 22:15-18:

                  And the angel of the LORD called unto Abraham out of heaven the second time,
                  And said, By myself have I sworn, saith the LORD, for because thou hast done this thing, and hast not withheld thy son, thine only [son], That in blessing I will bless thee, and in multiplying I will multiply thy seed as the stars of the heaven, and as the sand which [is] upon the sea shore; and thy seed shall possess the gate of his enemies;And in thy seed shall all the nations of the earth be blessed; because thou hast obeyed my voice.

                  If, as you imply, the truth of the Scriptures cannot be known with confidence, how are you so confident that God has put "don't murder" above all else? Or that I am "woefully (and un-Christianly) arrogant"?

                  John 8:31-2 Then said Jesus to those Jews which believed on him, If ye continue in my word, [then] are ye my disciples indeed; And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

                  Doesn't that imply just maybe somebody DOES know the truth?

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                    #9.6 - Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:47 PM EDT
                    {"commentId":218213,"authorDomain":"sphinx"}
                    Doesn't that imply just maybe somebody DOES know the truth?

                    Doesn't that not at all imply that you know the Truth?
                    I said you were being woefully (and un-Christianly) arrogant because you said "RC is coming to the truth" and pick apart where he disagrees with you as "not truth" and where he agrees as "yes, truth." This implies that YOU know truth. Sure, someone can know truth. You don't.

                    Further, notice that I don't say "God puts 'don't murder' is Truth. ph33r me!!!11!!" I merely point out probably alternate interpretations, which means that the Bible is ambiguous (thus historical

                    I've not read the entire Bible in both Hebrew and Greek, but every sample so far is consistent with what I've learned, only more dramatically so.

                    I don't see even an implication of "statistically random" in there. I'm sorry if I'm missing another reference to stat. random, but I can't find any in your comments.

                    Further, the fact that it's possible to reconcile Scripture with your beliefs does not mean that there are no other interpretations, that there are no other very plausible interpretations. My basic point is that I would caution against judging RC for "coming close to the truth but failing here, here, and here." Maybe, to you, it's just an offhand semantic choice of "coming close to the truth" and "not my interpretation." But to me, those are starkly different.

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                      #9.7 - Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:30 PM EDT
                      {"commentId":219635,"authorDomain":"JohnDenney"}

                      "My basic point is that I would caution against judging RC for "coming close to the truth but failing here, here, and here." Maybe, to you, it's just an offhand semantic choice of "coming close to the truth" and "not my interpretation." But to me, those are starkly different."

                      Well, Jack, that's a pretty fair piece of advice, uh, according to my interpretation. ;-)

                      Thank you for a stimulating dialog.

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                        #9.8 - Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:01 AM EDT
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                        {"commentId":212226,"authorDomain":"winsomecowboy"}

                        What struck me about the quotes from the new testament, which is held by some as the inviolable words of God, unable to be taken out of context, is the profound rejection of materialism combined with specific instructions regarding selfless generosity.
                        I recall that one aspect of Islam also involves similar instructions and those instructions are still very much observed. something to do with a stranger arriving at your door and your obligation to invite him/her in and offer sustenance. Westerners are often humbled by offers of food or drink by Muslims far poorer than themselves on their travels.
                        There is much dignity in such humility and generosity.
                        All this talk by the uneducated, safely arrogant inside their suburban materialistic shells, of the barbaric, of the uncivilised, of the 'animals' of whom we must eradicate for our own survival, obscures the obvious fact that in this aspect Muslims are demonstratively more Christian than ourselves.

                        (full disclosure; I am not a christian)

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                        Reply#10 - Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:03 AM EDT
                        {"commentId":238549,"authorDomain":"KevinR"}

                        They are just more devoted to their belief then most of the western culture.

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                        #10.1 - Sun Aug 6, 2006 3:27 PM EDT
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                        {"commentId":212238,"authorDomain":"paperdragon"}
                        something to do with a stranger arriving at your door and your obligation to invite him/her in and offer sustenance

                        Yes. In Turkey, the saying is "A stranger at your door is a gift from God." Turks believe he should be treated accordingly - for three days.

                        After that, he's family. You can tell him to go to hell.

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                        Reply#11 - Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:08 AM EDT
                        {"commentId":212247,"authorDomain":"winsomecowboy"}

                        Whereas with us it all depends on what kind of car he drives into our driveway.

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                        #11.1 - Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:13 AM EDT
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                        {"commentId":217513,"authorDomain":"beepbeepitsme"}

                        The word translated "hell" in english is the Greek word Gehenna.

                        "Gehenna" is the Greek form of the Hebrew "Genhinnom", an actual place in Israel which is called "the valley of Ben Hinnom". After the Old Testament period, Jewish apocalyptic writers began to call the valley of Ben Hinnom the entrance to hell, later hell itself.

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                          Reply#12 - Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:48 AM EDT
                          {"commentId":226324,"authorDomain":"beepbeepitsme"}

                          "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain

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                          Reply#13 - Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:27 AM EDT
                          {"commentId":238359,"authorDomain":"paddy"}
                          On the other hand, you could just admit that you pick and choose the parts of the Bible that you like, and ignore what you don't like, and thus it is a meaningless book to reference in any argument.

                          Radical, on the other hand, you could try to honestly inquire of those who accept the Bible as the inspired, infallible Word of God, how they view the alleged contradictions you present in your article.

                          If all you want is to have a quick laugh at the expense of my faith, fair enough - your article was successful (although the tone in which it was written was disrespectful to the extreme!). On the other hand, if you are honestly curious about these things, asking respectfully will be much more profitable.

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                          Reply#14 - Sun Aug 6, 2006 12:33 PM EDT
                          {"commentId":238568,"authorDomain":"thehardmiddle"}

                          My tone was humorous but my intent was serious. It's just that the information I was presenting was so absurd, the humour sort of wrote itself. :)

                          So, do you eat pork?

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                          Reply#15 - Sun Aug 6, 2006 3:57 PM EDT
                          {"commentId":238591,"authorDomain":"paddy"}
                          It's just that the information I was presenting was so absurd, the humour sort of wrote itself. :)

                          Not really. You were attacking a straw-man. And these are always absurd.

                          So, do you eat pork

                          Yes.

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                            #15.1 - Sun Aug 6, 2006 4:47 PM EDT
                            {"commentId":239097,"authorDomain":"thehardmiddle"}

                            Ok, I will attempt to be serious here.

                            How, exactly, do you choose which parts of the Bible have to be obeyed literally, and which ones have to be "taken in context" or such? What are the criteria?

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                              #15.2 - Mon Aug 7, 2006 4:47 AM EDT
                              {"commentId":239680,"authorDomain":"paddy"}
                              Ok, I will attempt to be serious here. How, exactly, do you choose which parts of the Bible have to be obeyed literally, and which ones have to be "taken in context" or such? What are the criteria?

                              In simple terms, the whole Bible has to be taken in context. It's not a case of picking or choosing the parts you like, but of taking everything in context.

                              For example, the Deuteronomy quote you mention. What is it's context? It is part of the Law given to the nation of Israel while they were still a Theocracy (same with eating pork, by the way). But are Christians today part of that Theocracy, and subject to that Law? No. The Bible itself makes it clear that those who are saved today are not under the Law ("For sin shall not have dominion over you: for ye are not under the law, but under grace"; Romans 6.14. The epistle to the Galatians is mainly occupied with this subject.).

                              Things will be a lot easier if you remember that the Old Testament deals primarily with Israel as a Theocracy, and the New Testament deals primarily with the Church (not the Catholic Church, or any other human organization, but those who believe in the Lord Jesus, no matter what nation or religion they belong to).

                              I admit that many Christians pick and choose what they want to obey. To those (and to those who laugh at their ignorance) the Bible will always be a sealed book. If you are willing to spend some time in trying to understand it, however, you will see how it's various parts constitute one cohesive message. You might not like or accept the message, but that is another story :-)

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                              #15.3 - Mon Aug 7, 2006 12:50 PM EDT
                              {"commentId":242807,"authorDomain":"thehardmiddle"}

                              Well, you see, that's why I structured this article the way I did.

                              You've covered the Old Testment. But what about the New? What about the Gospels themselves? Do you follow the actual words of Jesus literally?

                              To quote myself (and the Good Book) :

                              And in Luke 6:30-31"

                              "Give to everyone who asks you. And do not ask for your possessions back from the person who takes them away.. "

                              Do you live by these words? I bet nobody reading this article does. I'm pretty sure we all expect things back when we lend them.

                              So what's this big message that the whole thing is giving? And how does this big message supercede having to follow the specific words?

                              I'm willing to accept that one can accpet the Bible as being an interesting book with some valuable lessons contained in it. This is also true of Aesop's Fables, the difference being that nobody has every tried to tell me that if I don't beleive that a literal fox literally tried ot get some grapes then decided that they were sour, there's no truth in any of the fables.

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                              #15.4 - Wed Aug 9, 2006 1:31 AM EDT
                              {"commentId":243105,"authorDomain":"paddy"}
                              Well, you see, that's why I structured this article the way I did.

                              Why? Sorry, but I still fail to grasp your point :-)

                              You've covered the Old Testment. But what about the New? What about the Gospels themselves? Do you follow the actual words of Jesus literally?

                              To quote myself (and the Good Book) :

                              And in Luke 6:30-31"
                              "Give to everyone who asks you. And do not ask for your possessions back from the person who takes them away.. "

                              Again, interpret these verses in context. Don't take them out of the Bible and imagine that they are the sole message of the Bible. They are one part of a great message, a message that says (among other things) that it is better to give than to receive, better to share than to horde up. So if I have two coats, I should be willing to give one of them to anyone who asks (no matter what his religion or convictions).

                              Do you live by these words? I bet nobody reading this article does. I'm pretty sure we all expect things back when we lend them.

                              I will refrain from mentioning what I do, but I can testify that many people try to practise these words. I know people here in Brazil where I live who would be considered poor by any standard, and yet use a big portion of their small income to help others more needy than them. TopJedi had an article some time ago about a taxi driver that illustrates my point.

                              I'm willing to accept that one can accpet the Bible as being an interesting book with some valuable lessons contained in it. This is also true of Aesop's Fables, the difference being that nobody has every tried to tell me that if I don't beleive that a literal fox literally tried ot get some grapes then decided that they were sour, there's no truth in any of the fables.

                              I'm not sure I understood you. Are you suggesting the whole Bible must be interpreted literally, with no attention to parables or figurative language? That's not how I look at the Bible.

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                                #15.5 - Wed Aug 9, 2006 9:29 AM EDT
                                {"commentId":243694,"authorDomain":"thehardmiddle"}
                                I'm not sure I understood you. Are you suggesting the whole Bible must be interpreted literally, with no attention to parables or figurative language? That's not how I look at the Bible.

                                So you're not saying everything in the Bible literally happened? My point is that a lot of people seem to be prepared to be Biblical literalists of one stripe or another They insist that everything in the Bible is not only solid, incontrovertible historical fact, it's also the Word of God Himself, and you have to follow every single word without absolute faith and no deviation. And furthermore, they think that they, themselves, meet this test, and thus their Holier-than-thou attitudes and self-righteousness.

                                The point of my article is that nobody follows every word of the thing. It would be impossible. And incidentally, very Communist, in some passages. I'm not saying the Bible is a work of fiction, but I am saying that you don't have to believe in its literal truth in order to beleive in its philosophical, moral, and/or metaphorical truths. And Jesus himself seem to have understood this, as He used parables to illustrate his points. Did the Good Samaritan exist? Does the lesson of his story become invalid unless he did? No. It's just a story used to make a philosophical point easier for regular folk to understand by giving them a context in which to understand it.

                                To me, it seems like the same can be said for the whole Bible. If you start off from the position that it's all the Word of God and must be completely, literally, historically true, you rapidly get into a position where you have to make a lot of absurd, laughable statements and tie yourself up in knots , just like if someone were to insist that everything in the Narnian Chronicles literally happened.

                                The moral of the story can be true without the story being true.

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                                #15.6 - Wed Aug 9, 2006 2:12 PM EDT
                                {"commentId":243865,"authorDomain":"paddy"}
                                So you're not saying everything in the Bible literally happened? My point is that a lot of people seem to be prepared to be Biblical literalists of one stripe or another They insist that everything in the Bible is not only solid, incontrovertible historical fact, it's also the Word of God Himself, and you have to follow every single word without absolute faith and no deviation. And furthermore, they think that they, themselves, meet this test, and thus their Holier-than-thou attitudes and self-righteousness.

                                Radical, I've never met anyone who insists that the parables in the Bible are historical fact. I accept the Bible as the infallible Word of God, but even a superficial reading of the Bible will suffice to show that some parts are historical, other parts are allegorical and figurative. You and I are in perfect agreement in this. So why write like you did? Why say that "unless you think the Bible is just a big load of horse-crap, you really should be stoning your family members", etc.? That was my problem with your article. It's easy to set up a straw-man - but what profit is there in that?

                                You want to criticise those who think the parables are historical fact? Fine, I'll help you in pointing out their mistake. But that is not what your article attempted to do.

                                The point of my article is that nobody follows every word of the thing. It would be impossible

                                Simply because not every word of it is literal instruction. You will find, however, that there are many people (myself included) who try to live their life by every word of the Bible, treating it as one complete revelation of God to man.

                                If you start off from the position that it's all the Word of God and must be completely, literally, historically true,

                                Why must an assumption that all the Bible is the Word of God imply that none of it is figurative?

                                The moral of the story can be true without the story being true.

                                Certainly.

                                By the way, you only responded to the last item in my previous comment.

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                                  #15.7 - Wed Aug 9, 2006 3:47 PM EDT
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                                  {"commentId":238636,"authorDomain":"noah"}

                                  Let's put down other's views and grind them into the dirt for believing in something the author clearly has no understanding of!

                                  Oh boy!

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                                  Reply#16 - Sun Aug 6, 2006 5:39 PM EDT
                                  {"commentId":1617918,"authorDomain":"sphinx"}

                                  Ah yes, the good ol' "I won't bother with any substance, but you don't know nothin' because you disagree with me" schtick.

                                  The sanctimony of your vaguely self-pitying comment is somewhat, what's the word... hypocritical.

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                                  #16.1 - Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:43 AM EDT
                                  {"commentId":1618319,"authorDomain":"noah"}

                                  Wow, Jack. You're only... what, a year and a half late?

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                                  #16.2 - Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:18 PM EDT
                                  {"commentId":1619014,"authorDomain":"sphinx"}

                                  Meh, the article showed up on my tracker yesterday for some reason, and I read through the comments.

                                  Apparently, my comment is still valid. ;-)

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                                    #16.3 - Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:06 PM EDT
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                                    {"commentId":244279,"authorDomain":"thehardmiddle"}

                                    Well, Paddy Ryan, you seemed to have missed my point once again.

                                    I never said that anyone thinks the Parables happened. I used the parables as an example of how the moral of a story can be true without the events of the story needing to have ever happened.

                                    My criticism is leveled at those who think the rest of the Bible, outside the Parables, are literal, actual historical fact, and not just the same as the Parables... valuable lessons with stories to illustrate them. To me, it seems like a case of worshipping the package something came in, as opposed to its contents. It's like primitive tribes with elaborate fire rituals that take hours to complete, just to start a fire. They don't understand fire, so they can't seperate the necessary parts of the ritual from the mystic Bee Ess, and so they think that unless you do the whole song and dance, no fire.

                                    The Bible, in particular the words of Jesus, contain extremely important moral and spiritual thinking. I don't understand why people can't just accept the Gospels as a work of philosophy in narrative form, try to learn what Jesus was trying to teach, and ignore the rest as meaningless mythos tacked on, at best, as reference. Dump the Old Testment and the Epistles into the history vaults.

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                                      Reply#17 - Wed Aug 9, 2006 8:55 PM EDT
                                      {"commentId":244302,"authorDomain":"paddy"}

                                      Well, Paddy Ryan, you seemed to have missed my point once again.

                                      I never said that anyone thinks the Parables happened.

                                      In the previous comment, you had written: "My point is that a lot of people seem to be prepared to be Biblical literalists of one stripe or another They insist that everything in the Bible is not only solid, incontrovertible historical fact ..." (my emphasis).

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                                      #17.1 - Wed Aug 9, 2006 9:29 PM EDT
                                      {"commentId":244626,"authorDomain":"thehardmiddle"}
                                      In the previous comment, you had written: "My point is that a lot of people seem to be prepared to be Biblical literalists of one stripe or another They insist that everything in the Bible is not only solid, incontrovertible historical fact ..." (my emphasis).

                                      Well I wasn't thinking of the Parables at that time. Come on now... a little common sense?

                                      Give me, at least, the benefit of the doubt.

                                      So again... how do you decide what you follow literally and what is just 'metaphor'... Parables aside? I'd think it would be pretty hard to argue that the actual words of Jesus (again OUTSIDE his parables) were just.... metaphors, right?

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                                        #17.2 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:02 AM EDT
                                        {"commentId":244937,"authorDomain":"paddy"}
                                        Well I wasn't thinking of the Parables at that time. Come on now... a little common sense? Give me, at least, the benefit of the doubt

                                        Radical, you have the benefit of the doubt :-)

                                        So again... how do you decide what you follow literally and what is just 'metaphor'... Parables aside? I'd think it would be pretty hard to argue that the actual words of Jesus (again OUTSIDE his parables) were just.... metaphors, right?

                                        I've addressed these points in comments #15.3 and #15.5.

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                                          #17.3 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:55 AM EDT
                                          {"commentId":245647,"authorDomain":"winsomecowboy"}

                                          I feel a road to Damascus moment coming on. :)

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                                            #17.4 - Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:23 PM EDT
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                                            I feel a road to Damascus moment coming on. :)

                                            I doubt it (if I understood your comment correctly, that is :-)

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                                              #17.5 - Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:51 AM EDT
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